Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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