i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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