i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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