Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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