Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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