Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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