Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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