I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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