I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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