I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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