what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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