just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
this will be a night to untag.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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