OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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