A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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