she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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