i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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