I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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