The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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