Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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