I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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