so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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