Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
