just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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