Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What drink are we having for lunch?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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