im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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