Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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