she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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