We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
