But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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