Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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