What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
