wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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