So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize