In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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