Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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