I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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