So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this beer tastes like vomit already
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize