Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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