Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Enjoy the penises
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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