just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Randomize
