I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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