Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's never too late to be topless.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
