I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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