ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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