In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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