I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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