Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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