you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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