his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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