Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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