32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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