Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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