That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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