You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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