What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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