Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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