To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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