North Korea, Best Korea!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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