Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
