I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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